Welcome Back, Hero

Bunts, diving catches, hit by pitches and game winning runs... all in his first 3 games back.

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SWEET SASSY MOLASSY.

Yes, he did go 3 for 3 last night with another intentional walk

Reed Johnson is so handsome that even baseballs are sexually attracted to him. This explains why he has twice set the record for most times hit by pitch in a single game (3 times).

Little Known Fact

In 2002, Reed Johnson wasn't allowed to play against the Yankees or the Mets. It was because he stole a base so severely that NYC A.D.A. Jack McCoy charged him with Grand Larceny and would not allow him back in the state. However when the case came to trial, all the witnesses had mysteriously disappeared.

[Please Note: I was considering making a Jerry Orbach/Reed Revenge Joke; but I thought better. WWRD, and Reed wouldn't make fun of the semi-recently deceased]

Reason # 43

Reed Johnson is so fast, that he can simultaniously play left and right field.

Did You Know?

Reed Johnson once killed a man for not running out a ground ball. Johnson then grew his goatee, which serves as a constant reminder of how awesome he is.