tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-300465992011-06-07T23:41:48.406-07:00Because voting for him once per ballot just isn't enoughdbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426081171475642304noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30046599.post-14867036731266831012007-07-08T12:43:00.000-07:002008-12-13T00:44:02.102-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tB6LNzHDeeo/RpE_uBL35EI/AAAAAAAAABQ/l3DFkN1b6cM/s1600-h/sp_sky08d_sport_base.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tB6LNzHDeeo/RpE_uBL35EI/AAAAAAAAABQ/l3DFkN1b6cM/s400/sp_sky08d_sport_base.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5084915514102768706" border="0" /></a>Bunts, diving catches, hit by pitches and game winning runs... all in his first 3 games back.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30046599-1486703673126683101?l=writeinreed.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426081171475642304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30046599.post-1151366532965898042006-06-26T16:56:00.000-07:002006-06-26T17:03:10.660-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3305/788/1600/reeed.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3305/788/400/reeed.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SWEET SASSY MOLASSY.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30046599-115136653296589804?l=writeinreed.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426081171475642304noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30046599.post-1151067955693226642006-06-23T05:54:00.000-07:002006-06-23T06:05:55.703-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3305/788/1600/hs1418496_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3305/788/320/hs1418496_1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Reed Johnson is so handsome that even baseballs are sexually attracted to him. This explains why he has twice set the record for most times hit by pitch in a single game (3 times).<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30046599-115106795569322664?l=writeinreed.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426081171475642304noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30046599.post-1151000341742532722006-06-22T11:14:00.000-07:002006-06-22T11:19:01.766-07:00<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">In 2002, Reed Johnson wasn't allowed to play against the Yankees or the Mets. It was because he stole a base so severely that NYC A.D.A. Jack McCoy charged him with Grand Larceny and would not allow him back in the state. However when the case came to trial, all the witnesses had mysteriously disappeared.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">[Please Note: I was considering making a Jerry Orbach/Reed Revenge Joke; but I thought better. WWRD, and Reed wouldn't make fun of the semi-recently deceased]</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30046599-115100034174253272?l=writeinreed.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TommyDoubleUhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03340666524360989764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30046599.post-1150955319189775232006-06-21T22:47:00.000-07:002006-06-21T22:48:39.196-07:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Reed Johnson is so fast, that he can simultaniously play left and right field.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30046599-115095531918977523?l=writeinreed.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TommyDoubleUhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03340666524360989764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30046599.post-1150903617339283402006-06-21T08:24:00.000-07:002006-06-21T10:15:45.240-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3305/788/1600/s091509a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3305/788/320/s091509a.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Reed Johnson once killed a man for not running out a ground ball. Johnson then grew his goatee, which serves as a constant reminder of how awesome he is.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30046599-115090361733928340?l=writeinreed.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426081171475642304noreply@blogger.com3